Category Archives: Feline Life

Gardening in the litter box

Posted on June 19, 2012 by misplacedperson

Having burnt my legs in the extensive ornamental jardins of the parental chateau last time there was a bank holiday weekend, I find myself coveting a garden of my own. Or more likely the idea of a garden if I’m … Continue reading →

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Uninvited guests

Posted on May 11, 2011 by misplacedperson

It’s back to feline guerrilla warfare with the onset of spring and the fact that jolly neighbours next door can leave the house open without risking insta-frostbite, thereby allowing their feline zoo access to the courtyard and other people’s food … Continue reading →

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Further catty complications

Posted on September 6, 2010 by misplacedperson

The courtyard’s feline politics continue to evolve. Established residents Eric and Little Fatty seem to have resigned themselves to the permanent presence of Psycho Bob, whose recent trip to the vet to have his activities curtailed has had no effect … Continue reading →

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A small token of your affection? Thanks a bunch, felines.

Posted on June 23, 2010 by misplacedperson

You often hear dog lovers, in defending their perverse choice of household pet, assert that the cat is a cold selfish creature which has no feelings for you and will quite probably shit in your slippers if you feed it … Continue reading →

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The complicated secret life of cats

Posted on June 3, 2010 by misplacedperson

Once upon a time, a man found a dented oil lamp in a junk shop. He polished it up, and upon the appearance of the inevitable genie, he wished to be a pussy magnet. (He was an unsubtle individual.) This … Continue reading →

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